The Tomato Gardin

[Sonnyj]

An old man who lived in the country was trying to dig up a tomato gadin, but found the work too hard.
His only son Vincent who had helped him in the past was now in prison, so the old guy wrote him a letter telling him of the problem.
Dear Vincent
I'm feel pretty bad becouse I wont be able to have a tomato gardin this year.
I'm getting to old and am unable to dig a gardin plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over becouse you could do it for me.
Love Dad
A few days later he recived a letter from his son.
Dear Dad
Not for nothin, but dont dig the gardin plot becouse thats where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie
At 4AM the FBI and locale police arrived and dug up the entire area Without finding any bodies.
They apoligised to the old man and left.
The same day he recived a letter from his son.
Dear Dad
You can go ahead and plant the tomatos now.
Thats the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie
Just thought I'd share this one with ya'll, I really enjoyed all the jokes ya'll have sent in. It's a good way to start the day. :chuckel: :mrhappy:
Cheers
Sonny

[rotor]

Good one Sonnyj ...

see your living not too far (well closer than me that is) from my daughter .... she's currently living in Jacksonsville NC ...

[Sonnyj]

G'Day Rotor
I live in the moutains of western NC agout 8MI. from the SC bourder.Here's a couple pix lookin out my back

Cheers
Soony

[Sonnyj]

One more

[rotor]

Yes I had a look on a map ... Great spot you've got there Sonnyj but it'd get a bit too cold for me there :shiver: i'm afraid.

[Birdy2]

Ever been bedridden??
[it's one of the more comfortable places to be ridden. :pelvic_thrust:]

[bones]

Ok that's enough smart ass cracks about being bed ridden, as since friday arvo it takes me about 10 mins to get out, halve an hour to get to the pissa, scoota threw me, knees the size of a basket ball, but there is an up side to it though, they wont give me any decent drugs so i'm doin it mysellllfff. :buddy: :drunk: :sick: