bacon and eggs

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A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
"Not yet" said the little boy.
His mother told him there was no breakfast until he did his chores.
A little irritated, he went to feed the chickens, and kicked one in the process.
He went to feed the cows, and he kicked a cow.
He went to feed the pigs, and he kicked a pig.
He went back in for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal.
How come I don't get any bacon and eggs? Why don't I get any milk in my cereal? he asked.
Well, his mother said, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk .
Just then his father came in for breakfast and kicked the cat half-way across the kitchen.
The little boy looked at his mother with a smile, and said, Are you going to tell him, or should I?