bones
18-07-2006, 07:13 PM
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is
surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat
next to him.
The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down
the aisle past the man and his seat mate.
"Hey, b*tch," says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and
soda, and make it snappy!"
The FA looks annoyed, but walks on.
A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot
pipes up again: "Goddammit, you lazy wh*re, where's my
whiskey? Hurry it up!"
Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns
quickly with the parrot's drink.
Impressed
with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get
some quick service for himself.
"Hey, sl*t,"says the man, "get me a dry martini. And
don't drag your sorry ass - I want it right now!"
The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the
plane.
In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly
male flight attendants The crewmen seize the passenger and
the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them both
out of the airplane at 20,000 feet.
As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the
man........,
"Ya know, for someone who can't fly you got a lotta
balls."
:peace:
surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat
next to him.
The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down
the aisle past the man and his seat mate.
"Hey, b*tch," says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and
soda, and make it snappy!"
The FA looks annoyed, but walks on.
A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot
pipes up again: "Goddammit, you lazy wh*re, where's my
whiskey? Hurry it up!"
Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns
quickly with the parrot's drink.
Impressed
with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get
some quick service for himself.
"Hey, sl*t,"says the man, "get me a dry martini. And
don't drag your sorry ass - I want it right now!"
The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the
plane.
In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly
male flight attendants The crewmen seize the passenger and
the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them both
out of the airplane at 20,000 feet.
As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the
man........,
"Ya know, for someone who can't fly you got a lotta
balls."
:peace: