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19-12-2005, 07:56 PM
George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A bloke walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the bloke walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour! What are you two doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War III." And the bloke says, "Really, what's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blond with big tits."
The bloke exclaims, "A blond with big tits? Why kill a blond with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, See, I told you no one cares about the 140 million Muslims".
A bloke walks in and asks the barman "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the bloke walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour! What are you two doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War III." And the bloke says, "Really, what's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blond with big tits."
The bloke exclaims, "A blond with big tits? Why kill a blond with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, See, I told you no one cares about the 140 million Muslims".