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19-12-2005, 07:47 PM
Joe and Bud are out in the Aussie scrub hunting roos when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. He's turning a weird shade of blue and his tongue is hanging out like he's just polished off 3 bottles of tequila.
Joe whips out his mobile and calls OOO. He gasps to the operator
" By t'undering Jesus, I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy. Take a deep breath and follow my instructions. There is no need to panic. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard. Joe comes back on the line :
"Okay, now what?"
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. He's turning a weird shade of blue and his tongue is hanging out like he's just polished off 3 bottles of tequila.
Joe whips out his mobile and calls OOO. He gasps to the operator
" By t'undering Jesus, I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy. Take a deep breath and follow my instructions. There is no need to panic. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard. Joe comes back on the line :
"Okay, now what?"