Lexus

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A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car. She walks over to inspect it and as she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a grinning salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

"Well madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when you hear the price of it."