rotor
29-08-2008, 01:32 PM
Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. 'Twenty quid...' she whispers.
Paddy had never been with a prostitute before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a policeman.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop.
'I'm making love to me wife!' Paddy answers sounding annoyed!!
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, neidder did I till ye shined that light in her face!
:dance::dance::dance:
Paddy had never been with a prostitute before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a policeman.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop.
'I'm making love to me wife!' Paddy answers sounding annoyed!!
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, neidder did I till ye shined that light in her face!
:dance::dance::dance: