Mar riage

[niquenaque]

Thanks to Adrian:

The three rings of marriage:

Engagement ring.

wedding Ring...


Suffering!!

[Brian]

Thanks to Adrian:

The three rings of marriage:

Engagement ring.

wedding Ring...


Suffering!!

It doesnt have to be like that you know but unfortunately, todays 'world' will leave any not completely solid marriage, on very shaky ground very quickly.

[niquenaque]

Brian,

Have to agree... but the government has other plans.

Apparently 50% of marriages end in divorce, therefore, 50% end in death.... now that looks terrible doesn't it - I mean it is obviously a health risk and all, like 50% of marriages result in the death of one of the parties to it, therefore it must be bad for you... not withstanding that the men on a statistical basis die first, so marriage must be bad for men, it kills them at the rate of 50% of such relationships..

So the government is doing something about it, yes, they're encouraging women to divorce their men, so they can limit the number of men that die when married.. a way of cleaning up the image of marriage care of our government.. and just to help it out they're making it really handy to women to do so, with the CSA on their side how can they go wrong?

Amazing what they think of eh?

Cheers,

Nick.

[Brian]

ahhhh, now I see the logic !

[Fencing Wire]

You're a bad man Nick, but I like you ....:D:D:D

Bit along the lines of "39% of people killed in vehicle accidents are affected by alcohol". Therefore, 61% aren't.

It's obviously a lot safer to drive pissed.

Adrian,
I reckon you've missed a couple, old chap. How about:
Nose-ring; and
Elastorator (ouch!!)

Cheers

Fred

[niquenaque]

FW,

The Adrian referred to is a bloke I work with - I'll pass it on.

Elastorator?? I think it is call an emasculator - bit like a misandrist lesbian with teeth... in bed offering you a head job - don't go there!!!

Cheers,

Nick.

[mceagle]

Apparently 50% of marriages end in divorce, therefore, 50% end in death.... now that looks terrible doesn't it - I mean it is obviously a health risk and all, like 50% of marriages result in the death of one of the parties to it, therefore it must be bad for you... not withstanding that the men on a statistical basis die first, so marriage must be bad for men, it kills them at the rate of 50% of such relationships.
Thats the politician coming out if ever I heard it.
There is also the fact that 100% of couples that get divorced were married. Hence it is obvious that marriage is by far the biggest cause of divorce in this country. We should be able to learn something from that.

[Mitch]

Adrian, probably gets..'That Seventies Show' about a week before we do down here. Straight out of tonights episode.:D

[Echo 2]

Hey Mitch - I would have thought " That Seventies Show " would be broadcast live in Tassie ...... :blink::mrhappy just kiddin' pal .....

[Mitch]

LOL:p:D

They got EFTPOS down here you know!:rolleyes:
Though Tweed and flares are still the rage for dressing up, :eek: when not wearing ones' 'tracky dacks'!:'(
A land where North and South of the island is not defined by marked bounderies or geological structures but by 'MEN' :crazyas:and what they DRINKS....BOAGS in the North:beer: and Cascade:blowme: for the pansy ass pussies from the South!:Bat1:

My youngest two kids are born here in the North of the Island, so you know where we stand!:confused: We tell them "It's OK, you were conceived on the mainland.!":evil_laugh:

We love it here in 'Retroland' :cheers:

[rotor]

Absolutely love Tassy Mitch .... cept some of the folks look a bit weird ....

Here's a pick of the welcoming committee when we got off the boat - BTW your not from Launceston and wear two hats by any chance?

[Mitch]

Geoff,

Baked and Shaked in NSW, Kangaroo Valley.

Tassie is Tops! I met that bloke, Errr those blokes! They told me the moved down here from Gympie QLD....been there so I figured they were talking straight! Aint you from Gympie way Rotor? He He He!:D

LOL


Mitch:mrhappy:mrhappy

[rotor]

Melbourne actually :chuckel:

Glady's quite a way from Gympie - about 4 hours drive .. but your right there's a few hillbilly's around that area ....

just been here a bit longer than I expected .....