bones
24-06-2007, 09:01 PM
A Warning to All
I checked into a hotel on a trip south just recently and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places.
Beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs - you know what I'm saying.
So I'm in my room and think, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says.
Ooooh ! she sounded so sexy.
"Hello, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be honest with you. I'm here all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it long and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate and whipped cream, anything you want. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic ......... But for an outside line you need to press 9."
Bugger! :evil2: :eyebrow:
Arrr well no one will ever find out i hope..
I checked into a hotel on a trip south just recently and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places.
Beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs - you know what I'm saying.
So I'm in my room and think, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says.
Ooooh ! she sounded so sexy.
"Hello, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be honest with you. I'm here all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it long and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate and whipped cream, anything you want. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic ......... But for an outside line you need to press 9."
Bugger! :evil2: :eyebrow:
Arrr well no one will ever find out i hope..