photopete
06-04-2007, 12:16 PM
It's the middle of the day and few customers so the bartender is washing glasses when he spots a bloke jumping out of the first floor window of the sanitarium across the road.This bloke runs from bush to bush hiding then leaps the front hedge,runs across the road and through the front door of the pub panting and a little wide-eyed "quick mate!,gimme five triple scotches on the rocks pronto!" so the bartender pours them and they get drunk just as rapidly.He downs the fifth one and speaking quitely leans over to the barman and says "you know mate...with what i've got i should'nt be touching spirits at all".The barman leans back and says "what have you got mate?"......."50 cents" :beer: